Shoot me…up my vagina

I am offended by your our fetus.

Dick-tation

The creator of the segway segwayed himself to death.

Fuck shit stack

Is that that angry lesbian?

Do you have African people on your shirt?

…i’m drunk

Sometimes you just have to be like, ‘hey, it’s not cool when you try to stick it in there.’

Don’t let them…in your mouth. It taste like despair.